Omegamon, A Foreign Deity for Into The Oddish

Farmhands pledging $1 or more over on patreon got to read this a week early! Howdy, Farmhands! This post is a parody of Deities and Demigods and it's later rewrite/reprint Legends and Lore, a resource for AD&D that statted up historically significant and/or religious figures for reference at the game table. I strongly considered simply paraphrasing it's DM guidance for running Gods as the only explanation for this post, but worried that the joke would be lost without an explanation. Then again, jokes requiring explanations aren't terribly funny. Alas, I am choosing to err on the side of clarity. Deities and Demigods' stated purpose was to provide guidance for using such figures in your games, with stats for those who wish to battle them and historical background for those who wish to have them present but untouchable. Whether or not this intent was successfully understood was dependant on the reader, and debate about godlike beings having stats at all has continued across time. In…