Miko-bench: 65 AI Models Guess My Puppy's Breed Mix

We adopted Kumiko (“Miko”) from Ramah, New Mexico — high-desert ranch country on the Navajo Reservation. While her DNA report was still sealed, I built a small site, miko.adabwilde.com, where friends and family rank up to 8 breeds from the 112-breed DNA-panel list before the envelope opens. The photos and full dossier live there. I also ran the same ballot past 65 vision models on OpenRouter — same evidence the humans get, same rules, same scoring. Then the envelope opened. The envelope Embark says Miko is: Breed%Australian Cattle Dog47.4Supermutt18.4Chow Chow15.7American Pit Bull Terrier9.4Great Pyrenees9.1 The models’ consensus pick — Australian Cattle Dog — is nearly half of her. The rest of the consensus (German Shepherd, Border Collie, Kelpie: 1,069 combined tally points) is nowhere in the report. And the 18.4% Supermutt is, in effect, the “rez dog” answer twenty models wrote in as their dark horse. Scored with the human rules (a hit earns its rank, 8 points down to 1, +3 for a…