Tell Me That's Not A Spinal Cord Made Of Icing Flowers

It's time again to plumb the depths of that most bizarre and inexplicable place:The mind... OF A CAKE DECORATOR. Buckle up, it's going to be a wrecky ride. I can't decide if these are supposed to be teeth, eyeballs, or mini-marshmallows: ...but whatever they are, they are definitely bleeding out.So...Happy BiRtHDAY! When you need to put on just enough fondant to call it a "fondant cake": Not since the great Target Cookie Mountain of last June has something made me squint at my monitor this hard: It looks like layers of canned whipped cream between sugar wafers? With Stay Puft knows what in the middle?Allllllrighty then.I left the label showing for all of you rushing out the door to go buy one. TRAITORS. Enjoy your soggy sugar wafers. Look, there's no denying this next cake is lovely. The piping is exquisite, the writing is legible, and the pink fuzzy balls have never looked pinker or fuzzier: But... why? WHYYYYYY "OK, so we need it to look like a spinal cord, set inside stretched open…