Drone Chute

Incase anybody has any doubts, the future is made up of the daft things that are just about to happen. Amazon drones are dropping parcels here, there and everywhere. Some land on grassy knolls, some in garden ponds, on trampolines, concrete driveways and on small woodland creatures or family pets quietly going about their own business. It's a kind of carnage of a some kind. I've no idea where this will end but what are a few deaths on the rocky road to progress in order that you get your junk delivered on time? I do worry about things being dropped into our garden. I spend a lot of time there and don't really look up too often. There's the twin towers of safety and security to consider. It's going to be tough. There may be blood.A solution to a problem nobody wants: So an idea has landed on/in my head, just like some random buff coloured Amazonian package from high above. The Lord spoketh unto me. The answer is simple. From now on all houses will be required to have "drone chutes"…

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