Are We Harold Bloom?

A human wrote this essay. Proof of work. Harold Bloom was a professor at Yale and a famous author and literary critic: think of Roger Ebert but for books. Many considered him a prick and colleagues bristled at him. This grumpy professor’s in my noggin lately, because I happen to participate in an online community, Lobsters, which I find is bursting at the seams with Harold Blooms. (Except we’re software engineers, not generally book authors.