The Hunt for Riker's Moose (and Apple Juice)

Decades later, trying to find a singular moment in an incredibly stupid series of star trek parody youtube videos Photo unrelated, here's Mastodon looking like an absolute unit Sometime around 14 years ago my bandmates and I were inflicted with a specific brand of brain poison known as "the DJO Star Trek videos". Predating (as far as I'm aware) the 'Bad lip reading' channel on youtube1, this account was ostensibly for a band called "Day Job Orchestra" (DJO), and instead of music and or live performances, their channel was full of re-cut footage from Star Trek: The Next Generation with incredibly bad overdubbing based charitably on lip movements, changing the scenes to focus around basically fart jokes and "apple juice". The first one we ever saw was the now-iconic "Happy in Paraguay" As a note before you hit play if you choose to - these videos are bad! They're objectively bad, full of offensive bullshit, slurs, misogyny etc and I can't make any excuses for them but they were so…