Answers to Today’s Top Questions

From time to time I get whimsical. Okay, scratch that, I get sarcastic. One of the things that triggers this is when I go out somewhere to take photographs and start getting questions. Herewith are my latest answers to those questions: What are you taking a picture of?I’m not really taking a photo of anything, I’m just collecting data for AI. Why are you using such a big, heavy camera?It’s part of my weight training and fitness program. Smartphones, even the big ones, don’t do much for your physique. Why are you taking so many photos?I have a new, large, hard drive I’m trying to fill. The salesman promised me he’d replace it with a bigger one if I managed to fill it within 24 hours of purchasing it. What exposure are you using?The proper one, light filtered by aperture filtered by shutter speed. Other than that, I sometimes button up my jacket if I’m getting too cold. Should I know who you are?You should. Hi, I’m Ansel Adams. Do you sell your photos?No, they sell themselves. If I took…