to pingdom come

Inspired by elmcat's Death of a Hobby. Hey you! Want to run a new campaign of Pingdom? You know, the tabletop role-playing game (TTRPG) where you: Worship the cult of the new. Inflate your debt through untouched purchases. Enslave yourself under Discord's white dots. Stimulate yourself with canned meta arguments. Get folded into a hating press. Film it all for people's pleasure. Awaken tomorrow feeling sore and hazy. Deepen your corruption through more playthroughs. What do you say?