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Bunny received a flyer in the postal mail claiming she could win “$15,000 Cash or Choose Your Cruise—Spain, Italy, Greece, and More!” There were just three simple steps to claim the prize: Pull the tab of the attached VIN Gauge Combination Box™ and your 5-digit number will light up. Scratch off the circle below. If the two numbers match, you are one of our GRAND PRIZE WINNERS. Immediately call the phone number below to find out which of the five prizes you won (see the prize list below). First off, I'm assuming that VIN stands for “Very Important Number” and not “Vulvar Intraepithelial Neoplasia.” Second, why is it a “VIN Gauge Combination Box™?” What does “gauge” have to do with it? It's not referncing a distance, quantity, capacity or dimention, just a number. But whatever. The prizes themselves are nothing to write about, being a bit vague with “worldwide destinations” (Kandongjang-ni, North Korea is a “worldwide destination”) and “getaway in major U.S. cities” (Scranton,…