Brewers 22, Mariners 0

Yes, I was there! The craziest game I’ve ever seen. Seattle utility infielder Leo Rivas throwing 40mph eephus after 40mph eephus, the closest I will ever get to seeing what it would look like if I through some bizarre chain of circumstance had to take the mound against major league hitters. We missed a lot of this game because of a tornado warning that kept us off the road. Got there just in time to see old man Christian Yelich hit a three-run homer to put the Brewers up 6-0; I thought that was going to be the memorable thing about this game. Mayhem when Gary Sanchez came in to close it out for the Crew, clinging to a 22-run lead. “Gary! Gary!” Ever louder as he kept getting guys out on his way to a scoreless frame. Changing speeds? Try 70mph fastball after a 35mph curve. How are you supposed to adjust to that?