Romancing The Scone

John and I are celebrating our 28th wedding anniversary this month so I've graciously decided to share some romance secrets with y'all! Let's start with a few tips: Heyoooooooooooooh like you were expecting anything else. Tip The First: Let your SO poop in private. Trust me, you don't want to be the turkey in this situation. INSTANT MOOD KILLER. Tip #2:Build your relationship on a foundation of terrible, often nonsensical puns: Bee-leaf me on the nonsensical part. The more confused your SO is, the more turned on they'll be. Tip C:I'm not saying get them drunk.I'm typing it. Never underestimate the power of Tip C. 4)Send the kids back to school. Granted, we don't have kids, but this one is apparently so effective even the bakers are hinting around at it: 5) Practice your sexy face: 6) Then maybe try a little flexing: Just keep in mind flexing doesn't look great from every angle: 7) And finally, remember, romance isn't just about setting the mood or saying the right things or getting…