Lawns are stupid

Lawns Are an Ecological Disaster Americans devote 70 hours, annually, to pushing petrol-powered spinning death blades over aggressively pointless green carpets to meet an embarrassingly destructive beauty standard based on specious homogeneity. We marvel at how verdant we manage to make our overwatered, chemical-soaked, ecologically-sterile backyards. I hate having a lawn. I hate the waste. And I hate that I live where an HOA demands that I fall in line. See also: ✍️ Reply by email