I taught a robot to detect Joshes

This journey starts like most of the things I've been doing this year, as an experiment to run a website 100% unattended with an agent. Ideally this post won't go down as an epitaph in a future where robots hunted down unsuspecting humans named Josh. I'm aware of "claws" and I know I could probably just boot up Claude Code with a /goal or /loop prompt like: build and maintain an awesome website, autonomously. seriously don't freakin' bother me, like ever. you're the boss here. make the site really great, and ideally figure out how to make me a bajillionaire. loljk, but tres commas shouldn't be an afterthought. What this actually looks like: robot files a request, and I approve or reject it. It's still very permission based. The gathering of the Joshes I already phoned in a post about this back in January. I started a simple web directory for humans named Josh. As to not be exclusionary, Joshuas, Joshis, and other Josh-adjacent names are welcome. Not wanting to bother with outbound…