6 Memos

I. Well It’s About Damn Time You cut that out. You stop it right now. This article isn’t saying anything new to most of us, but it is saying it, and that’s something most voices in a position to reach the horizon aren’t bothering to do. The basic mechanics will be familiar to anyone that’s worked for a—checks notes—company before, but the situational particulars (and their broader implications re: our collapsing healthcare system) are a crucial piece in the puzzle, and by ‘puzzle’ I mean ‘billboard we’ve all been pointing at and screaming while the suits say no one wants to work anymore’. II. For Those About To Bloop, We Salute You Enjoy these dank boops courtesy of my best friend, Robert Cop III. No Probalo, Helvetica My friends I have for you tonight an unexpected traysure When Mrs. Columbo and I worked together at an autoglass place, part of our work-product was an info-sheet for each car, and part of that was writing down the make and model, VIN, basic stuff that you could…