Missed Marks: Spots, Jeeps, And Impossible Mountains

Amy asked for cheetah spots on her friend's birthday cake, kind of like this: But instead she just got "spots": Appropriately Timed Fun Fact: Did you know Brits call zits "spots?"*** Kelsee ordered this sculpted Jeep cake: ...but after driving her crazy, the baker's results fell flat: I'd steer clear of this place in the future, Kelsee.*** And finally, Kendra wanted this gorgeous ombre number for her wedding: You know that song, "Ain't No Mountain High Enough?" This one was definitely too high. Sorry, Kendra. Thanks to Amy A., Kelsee S., & Kendra L. for letting us share their pain... and also laugh at it a little.*****P.S. I don't get many excuses to share these, but that "spots" cake is the perfect segue. Have y'all heard of "pimple patches"? The Original Mighty PatchI first thought these were basically camouflage stickers, but nope, way better. Go browse the thousands of rave review and/or customer photos, if you dare, haha. Fascinating stuff!*****And from my other blog, Epbot: