What be a billionaire?

A gaggle of grotesqueries are haunting the globe. They sit on golden thrones, upon mountains of skulls, surrounded by moats of slithering sycophants. These psychopathic parasites possess preposterous power, but they are low creatures, pitiable were they not so putrid. Their lack of largesse leads to layers of lard, leaving most so corpulent from their constant consumption they can scarce move unassisted. This beast, known as the billionaire, binge eats baked baby brains and drinks the blood of orphans.They have a pernicious proficiency at pushing their preferred perspective on the populous, even as they plunder your paychecks. They are callous and cowardly, but they can control through coercion and consolidation, concentration of power. Tendrils twist out from their tremendous mass, traversing all terrains, traveling to towns from Timbuktu to Terre Haute, attaching to every ivory tower, consuming every treasure. Beware the billionaire, for it will burrow up your butthole, entrench…