The Tell Tale Heart

So... Trump, with the aid of the Secret Service, plays his little, Top Secret, Three Card Monty, Now Ya See Me, Now Ya Don't, food container/airplane disappearing act to avoid a possible Iranian assassination attempt. Deftly played! And let's just forget those loser reporters in the decoy plane that were purposely put in harm's way to secure his safety. But how, why would such highly detailed details of such a TIPPY TOP SECRET Operation be so quickly made known unto you, me, or... the Iran who would so longingly love to kill him!?!?!? Who within Trump's Top Secret entourage leaked the plans of his Top Secret Abracadabra Escape Plan?!? Must be one heckuva BIGLY investigation the size of Air Force One itself looking into it- Call, Jeanine Pirro!!! THAT IS ONE HELLUVA SECURITY BREACH!!!I bet once Cap'n Kash and The Boyz find the scurrilous dog of a traitor, they'll shove him right in the same maximum security cell with the infamous pool knifer, or worse yet- The Sandwich Executioner! And…