when life gives you lemons 0 ▲ coffee spills 1 hour ago · Life · hide · 0 comments When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! Got some news Friday that's put me in a rough place and threw me off on the blogging front. I'm ok, no one is dying, and I don't want to get into it. I then wonder, why I am even making a post? I suppose with it being blaugust, I feel a bit of an obligation. It's what has been on my mind all weekend. But I also feel a bit weird vagueposting about stuff to an unknown amount of people. If it wasn't blaugust, I'd probably just stop posting again. I am frustrated and I just want to be annoyed. This cave johnson quote came to mind this morning. As I sit with it… No comments yet. Log in to reply on the Fediverse. Comments will appear here.