Odradek's Drift Session 6: Everybody was Krongfu-fighting

Players Tulip Driblette, sponsored by Krongu Inc (EvilTables) Dana Zargle, sponsored by Coca-cola (Epistellar) Amelia Birkenstock, sponsored by Myishi Corp (Oldhawkeyes) Tressika Snath, sponsored by Big Rollem Cigarettes (Mistuh) Kim Carbide, sponsored by Dr. Bronner's Soap (Jay_zer0) Dame Mercedes Bacon, sponsored by her private fortune (Kwall) SummaryThe hour of the long-promised zero-g cage fight had finally arrived! Shortly after arriving on El Zocalo, the Krongu crew had decided to market their 69 metric tons of worthless primordial ooze as the formula for a sports/health drink, "Krongu Ultradrank". To promote their concoction, they decided to sponsor the favored fighter in the spaceport bar's zero-g arena, Tulip Driblette. The money spent promoting the Krongu brand and the fight paid off. Spectators streamed it from around El Zocalo, plus a handful of arrivals from nearby worlds. Dr. Aarav Papadopoulos wagered KCR 5 on the fight, and Capt. Minnow Blux bet their 1 ton of…