Catch 22

Sometimes what starts out as a cute idea for a cake can go very, VERY wrong.That's where I come in.Ready?I *think* this is a groom's cake. Let that visual sink in for a moment.(Get it? "Sink in?") Because it only gets worse from THIS angle: 0.OOh.My.Freudian Field Day.(Is it fair to say this wreckerator really blew it?) But on the plus side, at least there's no hook through the bride-to-be's cheek! Haha, am I right? I mean, THAT might have been a little weird. Thanks to an anonymous minion for the bait & switch.*****P.S. Speaking of potentially dirty things (heh), let me introduce you to the handiest little kitchen gadget for under $8: Dishwasher "Dirty/Clean" Slider BarThe whole thing is magnetic, and comes with double-sided adhesive for non-metallic machines. Also comes in black or this prettier cursive option, if you don't like the bright red/green: Super helpful if you have kids or bigger households!