Happy International Pirate Month!

It's August, aka ARR-gust, aka International Pirate Month! As the resident bear pirate, I felt it was my duty to spread awareness of this month. If you would like to participate in the festivities, here's some ways on how: Write your next post entirely in pirate-speak Dress up as a pirate Drink rum (drink responsibly... or don't I'm not your dad) Commit Copyright Infringement Donate time/money to charities/humanitarian orgs (yeah I know pirates were all about plundering booty or whatever, shut up). I recommend charities/orgs like St. Jude Children's Hospital, local libraries, animal shelters, Doctors without Borders, local food banks. Listen to Sea Shanties (I personally dig The Longest Johns) If you got a boat, sail it (or paddle it, canoes/kayaks count)! Watch Pirates of the Caribbean Put up a black flag Whatever else you can think of So get to it you scallywags and Happy International Pirate Month from you friendly* neighborhood pirate! | Reply via email: me@absurdpirate.com