A story about cookies

tl;dr: It’s the fist thing in the morning - what do you do? It’s morning - the first rays of sunshine filter through your window, casting a warmth on your face as you stretch and work your muscles preparing to get out of bed. You swing your feet onto the floor and start heading towards the kitchen to pour a glass of water and make the first cup of coffee. You decide a trip to the bathroom is in order, so you walk across the house. When you get to the door, your assigned stranger steps in front of you and stops you. “I need to watch you and share your activities in this room with 600 additional people for marketing purposes. Is that ok?” “No,” you say, a little surprised. “Why do 600 people need to know how, when, and why I use the bathroom?” The stranger considers for a moment, then slowly speaks. “In order to use this room, we must have these 25 people monitor your usage so that we can study where and when you went in the room so we can improve your bathroom usage experience in the…