Sgt. Balls reporting for doody

A poemAre there any good guys? Like, the rich pedophile billionaires that run the country; are there any good ones that aren't pushing for an authoritarian rule over the country? I hope so! A Blow'emIn my desperation and loneliness, I have begun wearing the single right-ear earring in hopes of attracting a mate, like a skinny-fat bird of paradise. I finally got the earring in after not wearing one for like 3 years. I had to push it through a layer of scar tissue, hearing a pop as it finally pierced through. There's this ren and stimpy clip of someone dry shaving and biting down on a block of wood; that's what it felt like, because I'm not well versed in jewelry insertion. Wait it was Billy and Mandy. It's Billy's dad dry shaving, and counting the strokes like pushups. I also buzzed my hair recently, and the earring helps with the feeling of twink-death. Err, it was more of a twink-suicide. I need to get my sides done so my head won't be so football-shaped. The earring has left a…