Webcurios 07/08/26

Reading Time: 41 minutes I am approximately 38 minutes away from one of my godchildren showing up and demanding to be fed and, presumably, entertained (I plan on showing them Web Curios and then going to the pub, alone); as such, we’re once again cutting the intro short this week because, well, I really don’t still want to be in my pants when she gets here (and she wants that even less, I don’t doubt). I am still Matt, this is still Web Curios, and you may be wondering who the fcuk would entrust someone like me with the moral and spiritual guidance of a young mind and, honestly, you would be right to. By Mahir Taşyurt I APPRECIATE THAT THE IDEA OF ‘THE MUSIC FROM ZELDA, BUT JAZZ!’ SOUNDS LIKE THE SH1TTEST CONCEPT FOR AN ALBUM THAT HAS EVER BEEN CONCEIVED, BUT TRUST ME WHEN I TELL YOU THAT THIS IS IN FACT SURPRISINGLY EXCELLENT AND WORTH A LISTEN! THE SECTION WHICH THINKS IT’S PROBABLY NOT A GOOD SIGN THAT THE JASON ARDAY STORY HAS LED THE NEWS FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS, PT.1:…