D6x6 Catamarans

for Glaugust 2026A catamaran is like a boat with a thigh gap, and is recognizable from a distance as fairy bullshit.The flag on the catamaran depicts......many long-necked animals twisted together in a senseless knot. (braids save or vomit)...the logos of many generous sponsors....an absence....an agreeable androgyne with ai slop hands. ...many offensive political and military icons smushed together into a hyperproblematic, lightly sentient symbolic gestalt....a beast playing an instrument. The catamaran is skippered by......2d6 fairy slavers. Will trade people for memories and ephemera....1d6 fairy poets. Will trade forgotten histories (and XP) for people. (Traded persons return years later with murky memories and a level in muse.)...1 fairy godmother. Will turn you into a fucking pumpkin for breathing on her....3d20 skeleton pirates. Really crammed in there....1d3 tigers. Invisible until you get too close....2 snakes. Doing their best.While aboard the catamaran......one cannot be…