What your Monster Hunter Weapon of Choice Says About You

Sword and Shield: If you could get sustenance by buying big bags of dry human kibble, you would. Long sword: You have an attention deficit. In the sense that you want others to pay more attention to you than they currently do. Great sword: You once stood patiently at the counter waiting for service - at a deli, bakery, or suchlike business - not realizing that the person behind the counter had no idea you were interested in buying something and was never going to attend to you until you said something. This went on for several minutes, maybe more than ten. Dual blades: You think Marvel movies are "pretty fun, but nothing to get too serious about." Your favorite ice cream flavor is chocolate. You own a dog. Hammer: The very first time you played a MonHun game you selected hammer as soon as the game let you choose a weapon type. You have not thought about using any other weapon since. Hunting horn: In every new iteration of the hunting horn in every new MonHun you have learned the…