Election Watch: The Final Countdown

I offer absolutely zero apologies for the earworm, by the way.I briefly considered trying to photoshop Bill & Co.'s faces into a Europe album cover but decided against it, mostly because I don't want to look at all of their faces as much as would be required for that, but also because I'm lazy. Maybe those are the same reason; I don't know.Just use your imagination, I guess. You get to pick which band member is Bill, Steve, Jim, Norm, or Doug (or Greg, who Bill apparently only remembers when he needs a scapegoat).Anyway.The nomination period for the 2026 municipal election closes on August 21. I'm working on a static page that will link to candidates' websites and social media accounts, but in the meantime, it's probably worth bringing to your attention that at least two candidates have entered the race who are directly tied to Bill Denby and his fake First Nation. First up, we have Deputy Chief Jim Greensides running in Ward 3 (the ward in which Bill lives, as it happens) against…