Beach Offsides

I have invented a new rule for swimming at the beach: When swimming at the beach, you can never be the furthest from the shore. Frequently asked questions (probably): Q: What if I’m swimming with a friend?A: Worry about yourself! Q: What if there’s no one else swimming?A: Then you’d be the furthest from the shore. OFFSIDE! Q: What if the furthest-out person swims in past me?A: OFFSIDE!