ASPCA Has Questions About Child’s Application to Build Paramilitary Dog Force

Bea Gull slid the application across the metal table and folded her hands.“So, Ryder. You are ten years old, and you are looking to adopt six dogs today to form a Paw Patrol. A German Shepherd, a Dalmatian, an English Bulldog, a mixed breed, a Chocolate Lab, and a Cockapoo?”“No job is too big, no pup is too small,” Ryder said.Gull stared at him. “Right. But six dogs is a massive responsibility for an unemployed minor living unsupervised in an eight-story tower. Do you have a fenced yard?”“Whenever you are in trouble, just yelp for help,” Ryder replied, pointing to a tablet on his wrist. “We will be there on the double.”“I do not need help,” Gull said. “I need to know who is walking these animals. The bulldog you requested is prone to severe hip dysplasia, and you wrote here his primary activity will be operating a yellow bulldozer. I cannot legally release a dog to a child who plans to put it in heavy machinery.”“It is going to be paw-fect,” Ryder smiled.Gull rubbed the bridge of her…