What if a day was a month?

Monday: Domestic and directional. September in January’s coat. Tuesday: Engrossing and exact. A good March or a bad May. Wednesday: Tending and forward. The love child of February and October. Thursday: Curious and serendipitous. April. Friday: Jolly and neighbourly. December. Saturday: Wandering and wordy. June through August. Sunday: Pleasant and leafy. November.