why can't GRRM finish the winds of winter? an incomplete list

weather: ☀️ h o t critters: seagulls martin can't finish the winds of winter, he's... washing his hair facedown, getting a hot stone massage studying for the bar at the comic store picking up the witchblade compendium watching the game. shh! in a giant hamster ball conducting the new york philharmonic orchestra's performance of the firebird smoking weed behind the bleachers navigating a nuclear submarine to a classified location on the moon running down a hill chasing a gigantic wheel of cheese absolutely drenched crying havoc and letting slip the dogs of war out playing. he'll head back here when the streetlights come on in the middle of an any% speedrun of the iOS version of rayman 2 fighting for his life in the gladiator pits of zorlok-7 on the porch, having a mysterious telephone conversation getting lip fillers applying for a part-time job at the last remaining radioshack weeping trapped in a future ruled by aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness not in right now, may i take a…