The Best Door-to-Door Sales Call I've Ever Experienced

A few minutes ago, I was in front of my house, wearing headphones and sweeping up after edging the driveway. A young man walked up wearing a blue vest and carrying a clipboard. He pleasantly called out: "Are you interested in Spectrum internet, or should I keeeeeeep walking?" I popped out my earbuds and pleasantly replied: "Keeeeeeep walking!" And he did.