Wednesday 29th July 2026

8642/21561Ernie told me he had a Bucket List today - he is not dying as far as I know - but he takes after his mum who on an early date told me she had a bucket list including her desire to build a pyramid out of Ferrero Rocher chocolates (and a classic Herring stand up routine was born).I only know one thing on Ernie's list and it's frankly incredible. He wants to go for a poo at the same time as someone else (on a different toilet) and talk to them on the phone. He is either going to be a fabulous stand up comedian or a terrific pervert.