Posh Loo In Posh Shopping Centre

I went to the posh loo in a posh shopping centre. There were recordings of a forest with birds singing, and trees swishing in a gentle breeze. It did smell rather horrible in there, though.The conveniences themselves had fancy hard translucent pink seats for hygiene (they said). I lifted the seat and a fly flew out of the bowl.Later, when I went to wash my hands, the cleaner was trimming the bristles of the tattered broom she'd been using to sweep up, holding it over the bin to give it a haircut. Now that, I thought, was very sweet.