I Finally Get The Last Word… So Of Course It’s Misspelled

Yeah! Go SPORTS! Of course it's easy to focus on the mistakes, so let's take a second to appreciate that somewhere there's a professional baker who actually did this... on purpose. ("I call it, 'Barbie's Dream Petri Dish.'") Could be worse, though. This one makes me want to launch a CSI investigation: ("Looks like Merle... [SUNGLASSES].... got smoked.")And yes, I do realize "CSI investigation" is redundant. SPEAKING of which... Ow. My brain. Because nothing delights a girl on her birthday quite like chopping off the head of a terrified Minnie Mouse: "Don't worry, Minnie, this'll only hurt for seconds." Just think: last week two of you loyal wrecky minions spotted this display, took a photo, and sent it in to me: I love it when that happens! It's like Missed Connections, Cake Wrecks style! So Sara? Brittany? YOUR DESTINY TOGETHER AWAITS.(Dibs on the wedding cake photos.)Oh, and I think that bamboo plant is trying to lick us. A few weeks ago a couple of readers had a discussion on…