The Leash Is Just For Show; It's Very Well Trained

It's "Take Your Houseplant For A Walk" day, in case you were wondering what I'm doing with this ficus.::uncomfortable silence::Soooo... I notice you don't have a plant with you.::more silence::That's alright, just head to your local bakery! See, I'm sure this one needs to get out. And this one could definitely use some fresh air. Here Ron is attempting to shoo a cake plant outside: Silly Ron. You have to WALK your flower cake. Just look how sad this one is, waiting for someone to play catch with it: Hey Ron, GO LONG. Besides, think of all the social benefits of walking your plant cakes. The friends they'll make! The mental health professionals you'll meet! "What can I say? I'm a big cake fan. Bahahaha!""....ok Sheila but explain the leash."So get on out there, minions, and walk a plant. Or a cake of a plant. We won't judge. Me and the ficus, we're pretty open-minded. Thanks to Jamie D., Carri M., Ron B., Crystal B., Sara P., & Megan C. for being out standing their fields.*****P.S.…