I Had No Idea They Were Cannibals

Swear… Image by Author, created in AI. Note: Just for grins, here’s an excerpt from one of my previous books. To set the scene: A large chunk of my family has traveled from Tulsa down south to Dallas, wherein I live because I didn’t want to be in Tulsa anymore. Secondary scene-setting: I always give the underage family members in my stories a pseudonym, because it’s the right thing to do, so just roll with the odd character appellations… Chapter 5: Code Blue About that sordid-sounding meat reference in the previous chapter… This infamous incident took place a few years ago, during another family invasion from the North. (In fact, there were even more relatives in that batch than in the current round. Where we put all these people, I have no idea. There’s been drinking since, and things fade.) The two youngest nieces, Bacon and Tristany, were even younger then, obviously, putting both of them firmly into the “we’re still little enough that we’re not jaded yet and therefore can have fun…