A Seasonal Song for American Politics

A new seasonal song, for this moment in American politics! 99 Bottles of… What?! Americans of a certain vintage are acquainted with the tedious children’s song, “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall”. [1] We have a somewhat more immediately applicable variant upon that theme for this portion of the political calendar, while we are all looking forward to the Big Trump Whump: 99 days to the primary, 99 days remain. Mark one down, canvass your town, 98 days to the primary! The Weekend Conclusion C’mon, you know you want to sing along with me. (Ceterum censeo, Trump incarceranda est!) (Et ceterum censeo, index Epsteiniani divulganda est!) Notes & References 1: Rather fewer know the mathematician’s nightmare variant, “$\aleph_0$ Bottles of Beer on the Wall”. At least, none who have returned and reported upon completion of the song. ↩