How keyboard shortcuts are my superpower.

Mood: Functioning at 1000% efficiency. I often feel a deep, confusing pity for sighted computer users. I know, I know. You have your high-definition monitors and your colorful icons and your wallpapers of tropical beaches you’d rather be sitting on. But I have listened to you work. And frankly? It sounds exhausting. It sounds like this: Scrape. Scrape. Drag. Lift. Scrape. Click. Pause. Scrape. Scrape. Double-click. You are pushing a plastic rock around a table to hunt for a specific pixel on a screen. You are playing a never-ending game of "Where’s Waldo" with your own productivity. You have to visually locate the "File" menu, drag the cursor over to it, wait for the menu to drop, scan the list, find "Save," and click it. It takes you three seconds. It takes me zero-point-one seconds. Ctrl + S. Done. When I sit down at my computer, I don’t use it; I conduct it. My interface is a piano of infinite keys. I don't navigate by sight; I navigate by syntax and muscle memory. And when I am in…