Poop, poop, massage! 2 ▲ Taiwan Quest 101 days ago · Culture · hide Poop 1While waiting to cross an intersection today, I noticed people on the far side of the road were staring at something to my right.I looked over my shoulder and saw a man standing in the middle of the crosswalk holding a leash, with four lanes of traffic stopped either side of him, waiting for an enormous and belligerent squatting dog to poop.It was a Bernese Mountain Dog or similar, and looked like it weighed at least 50 kg. Its deposits were huge too.The light turned green. I happily walked on, while the owner tried to scoop the poop into a woefully undersized plastic bag.Poop 2Literally about one minute later, a man on a bicycle passed me from behind, then screeched to a stop on the sidewalk about five steps ahead.He was wearing a tank top with a yellow parrot perched on his left shoulder. His right hand was holding a cigarette. Immediately below the parrot, there was birdshit on his skin.I stepped around him, hoping he wouldn’t talk to me.Then, while I was waiting to cross the… Commenting on Bubbles has been removed. Why? If you want to talk about this post, write to the author, use the comments on their blog if it has them, or reply with a "RE:" post on your own blog. Suggestions? feedback@bubbles.town
