Bokosuka Wars Switch Review

Bokosuka Wars does not have a great reputation among retro enthusiasts. In fact, it is considered one of the worst games ever made. Part of that reason is, you need to read the manual to see how everything works. The problem is, even if you read the manual, the game still sucks. I wonder how the conversation at Hamster Corporation went: “Hey guys, you know what gamers today need? Bokosuka Wars!” Let me demonstrate why that is. I have a video of me dying in 20 seconds(this will be sans intro): How Bokosuka Wars works: In Bokosuka Wars, you are a king, who must walk six hundred meters to the enemy king and kill them. In between them are lots of enemies and allies trapped in trees and rocks. Bump into an enemy, its random whether you live or die. Well partially, all enemies have a kill strength, as do you. If your kill strength is higher, more likely to win, if not, you will die. This is where the allies come in. There are peasants, who are fodder, and knights, who can win most battles.…