Taking my kids to an all-you-can-eat buffet is on our family bucket list

Despite my reservations about the sanitary conditions of all-you-can-eat buffets, it’s on our family bucket list, a rite of passage my children have yet to experience. My kids have never eaten at an all-you-can-eat buffet. It’s on my bucket list of things to do with them before they leave the nest and venture out into the real world in a few years. An American rite-of-passage: the all-you-can-eat buffet. The big ticket items on some family’s bucket list include the grandiose. Things like: Go to Disney World Take a cross-country road trip across the continental U.S. Visit Yosemite or Yellowstone National Park Stand at the edge of the Grand Canyon and peer into the vast expanse of sedimentary rock below and as far as the eye can see, pouring one out in your mind remembering Thelma & Louise’s last stand while Harvey Keitel watches on helplessly The top of my family bucket list: take my kids to an all-you-can-eat buffet and let them gorge themselves to sleep. There’s an all-you-can-eat…