Farm Girl Has Weird Dream

I am helpless to resist an engagement-bait game on social media, so I was an easy mark once I started seeing posts in response to the prompt “Describe Your Favorite Movie As Boring As Possible.” The problem is that once I started, I found that they were annoyingly fun to write, and I couldn’t stop making more of them. So here are some (including never-before-seen-on-Bluesky entries) for posterity. I don’t think any are all that obscure, but in any case, solutions are at the bottom of the post. Professor takes extended leave from his day job to drag his ex-girlfriend around looking for a box buried in the desert. Photographer with a broken leg sits in his apartment and watches his neighbors. Irish gambling addict doesn’t shoot someone in the woods. Young man spends months with his personal trainer, while one of his best friends is miles away, making out with his sister and hanging out with his dad. A young woman who just started a new job has to ask a doctor for help finding someone…