Update

Waking up with a mini hangover. Have the vague memory of being direct with a guy about being 100% not interested in speaking English with him. Asked if he would do the same thing with any other French person, he said no, and I told him (slightly lying for those following my naturalisation adventures) that I'm French so that's kind of fucked. "But you have an accent!" Yeah well you have the face of an absolute dumbass but here I am trying to give you a minimum amount of respect nonetheless