Raunch dressing

(time for some bad-taste Headline News for Penises, entirely unsuitable for kids and the sexually modest) It starts with the at least superficially modest advertising slogan (underlined below), in a Facebook pitch for Creed Fragrance that came by me on 7/12: Aventus by Creed. Bright fruits and smoky woods, crafted into an unmistakable signature. Background. A smoky wood (or simply smoky) scent is the scent of wood smoke; Anfar and Aradous both make a Smoky Wood fragrance (perfume / cologne), and then there’s Aventus. The scent is advertised with a strong horsey theme, heavy on stallions: (#1) The logo (#2) One of the ads Raunchification: fruits and wood. My 9/11/25 posting “Entertaining raunch” is about raunchification — understanding innocent comments as raunchy double entendres: small but tasty is good, originally describing garden vegetables, understood as referring to sexual organs; my patio is visibly wet, taken to mean that my anus is lubed (for penetration). Which brings us to…