Flatpak

I ordered some furniture for my balcony some months ago, and today it arrived. It’s a small balcony, so I thought some small chairs would make sense… The shipping company said they were going to be delivered in one 47kg package: And I got heart palpitations, because I hadn’t ordered carry-stuff-up-all-the-stairs service, and how on earth could two small chairs and a small table be 47kg!? It turned out they’d just strapped the three curiously, but efficiently packaged things onto a big wooden pallet, and the delivery guys fortunately took that thing with them. Which left me with this IQ test — how do I get those black metal tabs onto the rounded leg section of the table? D’oh! That’s not how it works… rounded things go on the bottom, not the top. Hah! I’m a genius! It only took me *mumble* minutes to figure that out! Et voilà! Now I can sit out on the balcony like a proper French man, smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee for breakfast while reading Libération! (I just have to start…