Life Hacks for Idiots

1. Drink water when you are thirsty.You will live longer than if you don't. Beer's OK too, now and then.2. Rise a little earlier if you must be somewhere.Time does not bargain with you.3. Write things down.Memory is brave until next Tuesday.4. Leave your keys where you left them yesterday.The house is not out to get you.5. When you are cold, put on another jumper.Winter has never respected human optimism.6. Take a list to the shop.Hunger always buys foolishly.7. Charge your telephone before it dies.Dead machines answer no one.8. Put food in the fridge before it spoils.Bacteria is patient.9. Empty the rubbish before it begins to smell.Decay always keeps it's appointment.10.Wash the cup after you drink from it.Tomorrow is improved by small things done today.There are no tough hacks. There is only paying attention. Most of what men call wisdom is just the advice of some old guy.Don't be a fuckwit.Everything else is advertising.