I have no idea who celebrities are anymore

Julia Roberts? She was in that one movie with that guy, and the other one with the other guy, and like 100 more. Whatever. But she’s old news. Like all the other celebrity names I actually recognize, which isn’t a lot, but is some. Just a minute ago a headline floated by: Person A is doing Thing with Person B, what will Person C think? I have no idea: Who the people are, their relationship or lack thereof, their various claims to fame. I do not possess any crumbs of context helping me interpret the situation or nod knowingly about what C’s thoughts will be. I Got Nothing. Which is fine. Preferable, even. I’ve never been a very good fan, it’s just not my thing. But cultural knowledge always seeps in. You just know some stuff like who’s famous and why, and you even have some sort of opinion about them. Until you don’t. I have reached the don’t point. It’s peaceful here.