ITIL 4... as fast as possible

Disclaimers Opinions expressed in this post do not reflect the views/positions of no affiliated group. Unto Caesar what is Caesar's: Claude helped beautify all the diagrams used in this article. Hook My hierarchy asked me to take the ITIL v4 Foundation certification. I have had a genuinely hard time seeing how this exam would help me do my job better. It has been due for days, and I kept pushing it back; now I am against the wall: tomorrow, July 13th, is the final deadline. This certification is apparently requested by companies all over the world. Yet nobody around me has ever mentioned ITIL. Maybe I don't have the right friends. Shoutout to "GeekStation... 🍸🍹🍺🧋🧃🥤" lol From where I stand, I doubt the exam will bring much to me or to the company I work for to be honest. But skepticism is only worth something once it has been put to the test. So I will sit the exam, honestly try to pass it, and find out whether I am wrong. This will not be an article. This is a constellation of…