Webcurios 10/07/26

Reading Time: 43 minutes Can we not, please, have a month or so off? I know that the political and media classes in the UK are addicted to CAMPAIGNING – governing, not so much! – but, Jesus, can it not just STOP for a bit? Anyway, you can get all your news about the HILARIOUS contest between a no-longer-funny joke candidate who’s very much outstayed his welcome and Nigel Fara…God, no, sorry, I simply can’t bring myself to do it. Finish the gag yourselves, you’d do a better job, honestly. I am once again going to spend this weekend hanging out with people two decades younger than me and being ‘the weird old man at the rave’ – between that and the fact that there’s a non-zero possibility that I am going to have to watch a significant England match in public, with England fans, for the first time in over a decade, I might actually not make it out alive. So, er, it’s been a pleasure – I appreciate it might not feel the same way for you, but trust me when I say that you will miss me when…